Aloha,

Welcome to Trader Mort's Liquor Shop.

Drink Exotic

Get the Rum and Classic Mugs you need here.

Get Ready For A Swingin' Summer

Trader Mort's apparel available now.

The Legendary Mr. Tiki

Discover the magical powers of our mysterious mascot.

New 2018 Mugs Available Now!

Now available for purchase online are Trader Mort's NEW 2018 mugs, including the replica mug by Muntiki.

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Cauldron Mug

For when the natives are restless. 

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Mask #1 Shot Mug

Time for your Winter flu shot.

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Classic Tee's Available Now!

Trader Mort's original logo tee's, long-sleeve, and tanks available in white and navy.

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Rum Headquarters

Fill your galley with a variety of rums from all over the world.

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